tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21918323186636508132024-03-18T22:04:21.757-07:00About My Life..Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.comBlogger42125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-91404781200202913192011-11-05T10:39:00.000-07:002011-11-05T10:39:20.135-07:00Selamat Hari Raya Aidiladha...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNyCmx5PG_HEGijMKisyYqLfIx1egraR7fyZfp4D6RTTIjcJIz2pEAtlSYRWLItp-AUG0Pubb1oEgvgpGx-AMdaS0HeqB9SfyU1kE0zRGCzzcLpv8iPX7JnqOFjQ9u95rHOEOnOXQPJDA/s1600/Untitled-1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="176" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNyCmx5PG_HEGijMKisyYqLfIx1egraR7fyZfp4D6RTTIjcJIz2pEAtlSYRWLItp-AUG0Pubb1oEgvgpGx-AMdaS0HeqB9SfyU1kE0zRGCzzcLpv8iPX7JnqOFjQ9u95rHOEOnOXQPJDA/s320/Untitled-1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-20309768798574499392011-08-15T05:19:00.001-07:002011-08-15T05:20:00.784-07:00Jom layan pantun raya neger2..:-)<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 16px;"></span><br />
<div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kelantan</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Make Ikke Cicoh Budu</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Jange lupo tamboh satar</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kelik Rayo Taksir Laju</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Nanti Rayo Dale Sepita</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Terengganu</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Makang ubi Jamang Jepong</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Makang Kepok Cicah Cuke</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bulang Pose Mung Bengong</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bulang raye Mung Suke</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pahang</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sepadan Pahang Ada Kasino</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Nasi Dagang Ikan Patin</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Jange Mu Masam Muko</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Raya Makan Rendang Sardin</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Johor</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Cegitu Cengini awak suke</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Awak suke kite tak suke</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Esok luse hari raye</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Sama-sama bersuka rie</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Melaka</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Hawau kau berak merate</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kaki bengkak Ulau Patok</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kalu Balik Naik Kereta</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Jangan Pandu Kalau Ngantok</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">N. Sembilan</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Masak Lomak Cili Api</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Campo Dongan Daun Turi</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Hari Rayo Kolumpo Sopi</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tinggal Penyamun dongan Pencuri</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Selangor/KL</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Wa cakap lu wa tak tau</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tapi wa tipu sama lu</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Raya lu jangan buat tak tau</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Angpau ada bagi wa dulu</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Perak</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Gulai Tempoyak Ikan Mayong</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Deghoyan busok tebok tupei</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Pandu Hemat Ingat Kampong</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Asal teman selamat sampei</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kedah</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Aloq Staq terketaq-ketaq</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Lapaq perut makan pau</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Macam mana tak ketaq2</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kena paksa bagi Angpau</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Penang</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Nasi Kandaq Kedai mamak</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Anak mami jual pasemboq</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Lepas raya usah dok triak</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Kalu ceti mai ikut dapoq</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><strong><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Perlis</span></i></strong></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Padang besaq kecik aja</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tempat siam lalu lalang</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Hari raya kita berbelanje</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Jangan sampai menambah utang</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Tak Kuasa hati BerGetar..</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">MendaPati Diri DiamBang KemenanGan..</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">TerUntai Seutas SenYuM DalaM jiwa..</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">MenYamBut dataNgnya Hari nan Fitri..</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">DenGan SegaLa KereNdahaN hati..</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Izinkan ku Mohonkan Maaf..</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">ATas SegaLa KhiLaf yg TerjadI..</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">"Selamat Hari Raya Maaf Zahir Dan Batin</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Bakar LEMang sambil bdiri,</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">UNtuk juadah AIDIL FItri,</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">NAk antar KAD RAYA Posmen dah cuti,</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">SMS aje pnggganti diri.</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Maaf Dzahir dan Batin,</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Maaf Dpinta jika ada keterlanjuran kata BICARA</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Ramadhan bakal beransur pergi,</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Syawal menjelma di aidilfitri,</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Seikhlas hati menyusun jari,</span></i></b></div><div style="line-height: 1.5em; text-align: center;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">memohon dimaaf kekhilafan diri,</span></i></b></div><div style="color: #333333; font-size: 11px; text-align: center;"><br />
</div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-45229671132107328902011-07-31T01:37:00.000-07:002011-08-07T17:00:33.832-07:00<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk9CWIE7p91xjqTl5yc-NokfEdUTmUF3q-_ncYCM1t-DfuPzOrOSHjLkT9s2AqndTxQem5S0RJHFTfiRRhyphenhyphenuFBYHW_N9WjVfoP4mS1cvrhSSGh20iDfAfVklKuUOspMQZ3IjJiwMVwtEY/s1600/happyramadan.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk9CWIE7p91xjqTl5yc-NokfEdUTmUF3q-_ncYCM1t-DfuPzOrOSHjLkT9s2AqndTxQem5S0RJHFTfiRRhyphenhyphenuFBYHW_N9WjVfoP4mS1cvrhSSGh20iDfAfVklKuUOspMQZ3IjJiwMVwtEY/s1600/happyramadan.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-46959529635361499762011-07-30T23:54:00.001-07:002011-08-07T17:00:33.832-07:00Salam Ramadan...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px;">'''''' 人</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px;"><br />
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. ┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃┃ |三||┃┃┃┃ ||</span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 12px;">━━━(MARHABAN YAA RAMADHAN )━━━━SALAM RAMADAN SEMUA..........</span></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-39333254114494476242011-07-30T23:17:00.000-07:002011-07-30T23:37:12.332-07:00Selamat Menyambut Ramadan Al - Mubarak......<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">Esok dah start puasa...malam ni dah solat terawih....^_^</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">jgn lupa niat puasa malam ni...ingat lg ke niat puasa ramadan </span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">cmne?huhuhu</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2m62CdmGdcL8RRtWCABWMRo4TNz2kD_JhNzcnABKPvLdLDeyUTY52wQ0paN7lfrgziat33c2oiYPlrrct7HkuQmwF5d6BqoWyMeIkeuiUCKiV-voCxC3Jy7BLDXFFAjZQ1NSOaZ-phdI/s1600/images+%252821%2529.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2m62CdmGdcL8RRtWCABWMRo4TNz2kD_JhNzcnABKPvLdLDeyUTY52wQ0paN7lfrgziat33c2oiYPlrrct7HkuQmwF5d6BqoWyMeIkeuiUCKiV-voCxC3Jy7BLDXFFAjZQ1NSOaZ-phdI/s1600/images+%252821%2529.jpg" /></a></div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;">jgn xpuasa ye...:-)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: white;"><br />
</span></b></div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-13822312909494683922011-07-27T06:05:00.000-07:002011-07-27T06:09:51.407-07:00Assalamualaikum..<div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">Sedar x sedar kite dah nak berjumpa balik dgn bulan yg penuh </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">makna dan nikmat...iaitu bulan Ramadhan Al-Mubarak...tinggal </span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">lg 4 hari utk kite berjumpa dgn bulan yg mengandungi seribu nikmat</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;"> itu...aku harap..tahun ni aku dpt jalani ramadan ini dgn baik..</span></b><br />
<b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">jauhilah diriku daripada perbuatan2 keji..jauhlah aku dari godaan </span></b><br />
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</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">syaitan dan iblis di bulan puasa nanti..aku harap aku dpt malam</span></b><br />
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</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;"> lailatul qadar..iaitu malam seribu bulan...aku pohon padaMU </span></b><br />
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</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">Ya Allah...Amin...perghhh..excited betol la nak puasa..xsabar2..</span></b><br />
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</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">harap2 aku masih ada peluang utk berpuasa pada tahun ni </span></b><br />
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</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">Ya Allah....kt member2..jgn ponteng puasa ye...hehe...</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;"><br />
</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">pergi beli kasut brand clark</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">kt butik clark dlm pasaraya</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">jgn nak ponteng puasa plak</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;">kan xpasal2 xleh raya..</span></b></div><div style="text-align: center;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #274e13; color: white;"><br />
^-^</span></b></div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-8886754925742636892011-06-26T05:17:00.001-07:002011-06-26T05:53:59.446-07:00Budak Punk dgn Jamnya.<div style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; margin-bottom: 1.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><b><i>Seorang budak punk mengajak kawannya datang ke rumah barunya. Dengan bangga dia menunjukkan ruang-ruang bilik dan hiasan rumahnya itu. Mereka berhenti di sebuah gong tembaga yang besar dan kelihatan menarik dan antik.<br />
Kawannya bertanya, “apa benda ni? Kau budak punk pun boleh minat dengan dikir barat ke?”</i></b></span></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; margin-bottom: 1.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><b><i>“Menarik kan?” Jawab budak punk itu. “Ini bukan alat muzik lah bro. Ini jam bercakap.”</i></b></span></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; margin-bottom: 1.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><b><i>“Jam bercakap?! Fuyohh! Bro, macam mana ia beroperasi? Sekarang pukul berapa, cuba kau demo sikit.”</i></b></span></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; margin-bottom: 1.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><b><i>“Demo? Kau serius? Ok, tengok ni,” kata budak punk itu lalu mengangkat gendang besi yg kelihatan berat sambil menghayun kuat menghentam ke tengah-tengah gong itu yg terus mengeluarkan bunyi yang kuat bagaikan boleh memecahkan gegendang telinga.</i></b></span></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; margin-bottom: 1.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><b><i>Tiba-tiba terdengar jeritan di sebalik tembok rumah sebelah, “Hoi!!! Kau dah tebiat nak mampus ke apa hah?!!! Dah pukul 2 pagi lah biul. Tak tahu nak tidur ke?!! Sewel punya budak!”</i></b></span></div><div style="color: #333333; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5; margin-bottom: 1.25em; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><b><i>“Ah! Dah pukul 2 pagi daaah,” jelas budak punk itu.<br />
Kawan dia cuma garuk kepala masih blur dan terkedu lagi nak cakap apa-apa</i></b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px;">.</span></div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-60943067631884798882011-06-20T22:02:00.000-07:002011-06-20T22:02:54.375-07:00Aku terkena Badi Mayat..<div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i> Allahamdulillah..aku makin sihat setelah berikhtiar dengan seorang ustaz yg berasal dari indonesia yg telah lama menetap di taman kosas,ampang..Untuk aku memulakan kisah aku terkena badi mayat ni..korang ada terbaca paper2 kosmo,harian metro,sinar,berita harian x?kisah seorang pemuda yg maut dikerjakan bomoh siam?pemuda tu berasal dari kampung aku..umah arwah belakang rumah aku je kt kampung terengganu...kisahnya semasa aku cuti semester..sebelum kejadian ni terjadi..seorang kawan mak aku meninggal dunia..akibat terkena sengatan serangga pepinggat..dlm masa yg sama arwah ada pelbagai penyakit antaranya penyakit jantung,lelah,dan lain-lain lagi..arwah menhembuskan nafas terakhir dalam perjalanan ke klinik..apabila sampai di klinik..pembantu doktor mengesahkan arwah telah meninggal dunia..dan jenazah di arahkan dibawa pulang tanpa sebarang surat ape2 pun...jenazah dibawa pulang kira2 jam 10 malam..tiba2 jam 12 pagi polis datang rumah arwah untuk membawa jenazah ke unit forensik di hospital kuala terengganu..dlm kes ni polis tu mahu menutup silapnya kerana tidak dtg petang td untuk menerima laporan berita kematian arwah..jadi dlm perjalanan untuk ke hospital tu..trak polis yg membawa jenazah telah rosak betul2 dihadapan rumah aku..ini mungkin satu pertanda bahawa jenazah tu da xmau pergi ke hospital..namun polis tu telah meminta bantuan trak lain untuk datang..ramai penduduk kampung aku yg x membenarkan jenazah terus dibawa ke hospital...namum polis tu berkeras..akhirnya trak lain sampai dan membawa jenazah ke hospital..trak yg rosak tu telah diletakkan betul2 depan pintu rumah aku..maklum la trak tu mungkin telah banyak membawa mayat2...mungkin badi tu telah terkena kt family aku..tp belum la serius masa tu..</i></span></b></div><b><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-style: italic;"><br />
</span></div></b><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i> Selang 2 minggu selepas tu..kampung aku digemparkan dngan kisah pemuda yg maut dikerjakan bomoh siam..berita ni tersebar di dlm akhbar2 harian seperti kosmo,sinar,metro..arwah adalah Faizal Harun,26 tahun adalah org kampung aku..rumah arwah belakang rumah aku je..kisahnya mcm ni..dulu arwah bekerja di kuala lumpur..sebagai pengawal keselamatan..tp arwah pulang ke kampung 4 tahun lepas..dan dipercayai terkena buatan orang..arwah menjadi mcm xnormal..oleh sbb tu la..family arwah telah berikhtiar untuk mengubati penyakit yg dialami arwah..dan akhirnya arwah telah diubati oleh bomoh dari siam tu..pada mulanya rambut dan baju arwah telah diminta oleh bomoh tersebut yg dikenali sebagai "kak yah"..katanya ingin membawa barang2 tu untuk diberikan abgnya di siam..menurutnya abgnya bomoh besar di siam..bomoh buddha..arwah xbagi barang2 tu semua..kata2 arwah adalah "ambik la balik baju tu,kalau xde baju tu matilah kita"ni antara perkataan yg disebut arwah kt family..family arwah masa tu mmg xmengesyaki ape2 niat xbaik bomoh tu..mcm dipukau...rawatan telah berlarutan ke beberapa malam..dan akhirnya tiba malam kejadian tu..sebelum tu bomoh tersebut telah meminta 9 ekor ayam hidup,telur hitam,cincau,lengkuas,anggur hitam dan duit rm200 untuk membeli barang2 lain..pada malam tu arwah dibawa ke rumah sewa bomoh itu jam 7.45 malam..ramai family arwah telah pergi ke rumah bomoh tu..tp semuanya dah macam kena pukau semuanya..mcm xsedar dan mengikuti ape yg disuruh bomoh tersebut..pada mulanya arwah diberi minum beberapa jag air..namum xmemberi kesan..akhirnya bomoh tersebut meminta ahli keluarga arwah utuk pegang arwah..arwah telah dimasukkan hos/paip getah ke dalam mulut dan dibuka air paip..sambil hidung ditutup..mmg kejam bomoh tu..mangsa meronta2 meminta bantuan..namun permintaan arwah x dihiraukan..hampir 3 jam dimasukkan air..mangsa kelemasan..dlm mangsa telah berkata kepada ahli2 keluarganya supaya mengucap..tetapi xmemberi kesan kerana keluarganya telah dipukau..semasa mangsa kelemasan..mangsa telah memanggil nama ahli2 keluarganya seorg demi seorg..dan akhirnya org yg penting sekali..iaitu mak..mmg menyayat hati..semasa mangsa dlm keadaan x bermaya..bomoh tersebut meminta familynya membawa ke klinik kerana mangsa lemas..setelah sampai di klinik kesihatan merchang..masa telah meninggal dunia..akhirnya mangsa membuat laporan polis..polis telah menyerbu rumah bomoh tersebut..namum suspek telah melarikan diri..</i></span></b><br />
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</i></span></b></div><div style="text-align: left;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i> keesokkannya,jenazah telah dibawa pulang jam 7 ptg dari unit forensik..jenazah terus dibawakan terus ke masjid kampung aku kerana masa yg x mengizinkan..kesuntukkan waktu..jenazah disolatkan n dikebumikan selepas solat maghrib..sebelum tu aku melihat wajah arwah untuk tatapan terakhir..arwah dlm keadaan senyum..sampai 3 kali aku menatap wajahnya..selepas tu aku balik rumah utuk mandi n solat maghrib..bila sampai umah aku..entah kenapa tiba2 aku rasa xsedap badan je..jantung aku berdenyut dengan laju,badan ketar2..badan panas..malam tu aku xleh nak tido..pejam je aku teringgat kt arwah..sblum arwah masih hidup..arwah selalu lalu tepi rumah aku..berjalan2..pejam je nampak..celik pun nampak..bukan aku je yg kena..mak n abg aku pun terkena jugak..perkara ni berlanjutan sampai 3 hari..bila tiba malam je jantung berdenyut laju,badn panas n terketar2..rasa macm ada sesuatu yg xkena..akhirnya aku, mak n abg aku membeuat keputusan untuk dtg kl ni berjumpa dgn ustaz ibrahim ni..kami menceritakan perkara tersebut..dan ustaz tu ckap kami semua terkena badi mayat..ustaz tu ckp..ada sesuatu yg terjadi krna arwah meninggal dlm keadaan yg trajis..mungkin rohnya xtenteram sbb diperlakukan sedemikian..akhirnya ustaz tu membuatkan kami semua air penawar,urut2..dan baca ayat2 suci Al-Quran..Allahamdulillah kami terasa semakin pulih..ustaz tu jampi garam sikit untuk ditaburkan sekeliling rumah kt kmpung..sebagai perlindung..bergitu la kisah aku kena badi mayat...Wa'Allah Hu Walam....sekadar ingin berkongsi cerita..xde niat untuk mengaibkan arwah n familynya..jadikan sebagai pengajaran..semoga arwah dicucuri rahmat..semoga rohnya tenteram..Amin...Al-Fatihah...</i></span></b></div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-66850009182241728442011-05-23T02:35:00.001-07:002011-06-20T22:02:47.681-07:00Salah Pemahaman<b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #cccccc; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;">Kontraktor rumah : Ambo nok mitak kelulusan buat rumoh, lagu mano</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;"> gak caro dia?<br />
Pegawai Bangunan : Lagu ni..., mulo-mulo wat pele (pelan) dulu.<br />
Kontraktor rumah : Pele? Ambo ado doh!<br />
Pegawai bangunan : Mano? Kalu ado wat tubik lah, kawe nok tengok.<br />
Kontraktor rumah : Errrr! Tak leh! Tak Leh!<br />
Pegawai Bangunan : Bak po tak lehnyo!, cepatlah wat tubik!<br />
Kontraktor rumah : Kalu tak tengok tak leh ko?<br />
Pegawai Bangunan : Tok leh la!!! kawe nak luluh rano, kalu kawe tak tengok!<br />
Kontraktor rumah : Eh! Ambo ghoyat doh, ambo malu nak tunjok.<br />
Pegawai Bangunan : Malu bakpo pulak? Pah tu bawok pele wat gapo kalu tak sir tunjok?<br />
Kontraktor rumah : Ehhh! malulah nak tunjok , pele ambo kecik!<br />
Pegawai Bangunan : Laa! Kecik pun tak apo, kalu cukup syarat! Kalu tak tunjok, kawe nak sain luluh lagu mano?<br />
Kontraktor rumah : Nak wat tubik nak tunjok kat mano?, orghe ramai ni! Malu ambo! Malu weh!<br />
Pegawai bangunan : La!, tak apo! Nak malu ko gapo! Wat tubik letak atas meja kaunter ni pun buleh! Cepatlah! kawe ado khijo lain lagi nih! Sibuk benar ni! Kena paham la!<br />
Kontraktor rumah : hoh! Ambo wak tubik dah ni ! Cepatla... tengok!<br />
Pegawai Bangunan : Laaa!(terkejut) , buke pele ni!<br />
Kontraktor rumah : Tu la!, ambo ghoyak doh tadi kan? Pele ambo kecik! demo nok tengok jugak!<br />
Pegawai Bangunan : Laaaaaa! Buke pasal kecik besarnyo!, maksud kawe Pele Bangune (Pelan Bangunan).<br />
Kontraktor rumah : La! Ambo ingat pele nie! Kalu pele bangune, ado la dale beg nie! Tak ghoyak pun pele bangune!. Mano ambo tahu!<br />
Pegawai Bangunan : Kawe ingat demo paham! Hok dok mari doh pun tak penah jadi lagu nie! Demo dok mano?<br />
Kontraktor rumah : Gua Muse!</span></span></span></i></b>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-78275016246689026092011-05-22T17:17:00.000-07:002011-05-22T17:19:36.912-07:00Kesedaran tentang couple..<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-family: Verdana, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-size: x-small;"></span></i></b></span><br />
<div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"Aisyah, awak hati-hati dengan dia, ramai orang tak suka dia.."</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"Lina,aku kenal dia..dia baik.."</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">3 tahun selepas itu.</span></span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"Eh, silap lagi.." aku tersenyum sambil memandang ke pintu pejabatku yang tertera perkataan 'TARIK'.. entah berapa kali aku cuai menggunakan pintu itu kerana sering sahaja aku menolaknya.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Hari ini genap enam bulan aku bekerja di syarikat Suria Berhad, setelah aku tamat pengajian di universiti dalam bahagian undang-undang.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Hari ini juga 12 Disember. Tarikh hari lahirku. Sedari tadi aku sibuk melayan mesej ucapan hari jadi yang diberikan oleh kawan-kawan ku yang semakin bertambah di salah satu laman sosial yang semakin digilai ramai masa kini.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Sedang aku sibuk membalas mesej, telefonku berdering.. aku tersenyum melihat nama yang terpapar di skrin pemanggil, 'Lina Cute'..</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Happy biryhday to you.. happy birthday to you..happy birthday</span> Aisyah!"</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"Lina! <span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Thanks</span> sangat!'</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Kami pun berborak panjang.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"<span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Bye </span>Aisyah, <span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">take care</span> ye.. aku rindu dekat kau sangat.. nanti senang datang la rumah ye.. selamat menyambut hari tua ye.. hehe,aku gurau je..assalamualaikum.."</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"Tua tapi comel kan Lina, hehe, <span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">thanks</span> sekali lagi, insyaAllah aku datang, waalaikumussalam Lina."</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Aku tersenyum lagi mengenangkan teletah Lina,kawan baik aku sejak di universiti dahulu.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Kata-kata Lina di dalam perbualan kami sebentar tadi mengusik hatiku, "Aisyah, hari jadi kau sama tarikh dengan Zaidi kan, kau tak beri ucapan kat dia ke?"</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Zaidi.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Nama yang dahulunya menjadi begitu manis dibibirku. Kini tidak lagi. Hampir tiga tahun perkara itu berlalu. Sebuah memori yang menjadi titik tolak bagaimana aku dapat menjadi diri aku yang sekarang ini.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Aku menjalinkan hubungan cinta sebelum nikah dengan Zaidi. Pada mulanya aku yang sudah banyak kali dikecewakan berasa berat untuk menerima cintanya. Lama-kelamaan aku semakin menyayangi Zaidi. Aku yang begitu menitik beratkan soal agama dahulu kecundang di dalam perangkap cinta aku sendiri.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Dahulu aku tidak benarkan lelaki bukan mahram melihat auratku. Tetapi demi kasihkan Zaidi aku sanggup mempamerkan rambutku di depannya. Aku semakin bebas dan hubunganku dengan kawan baikku Lina juga semakin renggang akibat aku sentiasa mengelak untuk luangkan masa dengannya dan banyak masa yang ku habiskan dengan Zaidi sahaja.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Aku lupa hukum agama yang selalu aku jaga, iaitu tidak akan membenarkan lelaki bukan mahram memegang tanganku. Akhirnya aku relakan demi Zaidi.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Aku masih ingat sewaktu aku dan Zaidi balik dari menonton wayang. Kami berborak di tempat tersembunyi di dalam keretanya,dengan tidak dijangka,dia mencium mulutku. Aku jadi marah dan mendiamkan diri.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Zaidi pula tidak memujukku malah marah dengan sikapku, katanya aku tak 'open minded'. Aku yang sangat mencintainya lama-kelamaan memujuknya kembali dan aku membiarkan sikapnya yang begitu ke atasku.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Walau banyak perkara yang aku dan Zaidi telah lakukan, sehingga kini aku bersyukur kerana aku dan dia tidak berzina.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">"Awak, kita berpisah sahaja lah," hatiku tersentak dengan kata-kata Zaidi pada suatu hari.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Hatiku hancur. Ternyata aku dipermaikan oleh insan yang sangat aku sayangi.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Saat itu aku jadi seperti 'kucing hilang tanduk'. Tidak tentu arah. Aku masih ingin kembali bersama Zaidi.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Berkali-kali aku menghubungi Zaidi agar hubungan kami terjalin seperti dulu. Tetapi tidak satu pun panggilan dan mesejku dijawab olehnya.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Aku berkurung di dalam bilik setiap hari.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Menghabiskan masaku di depan laptop menghilangkan rasa rindu di hati terhadap Zaidi.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Satu petang. 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Aku segera membacanya. Ayat demi ayat aku baca dengan linangan air mata.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Benar aku sudah menjauh dari Islam. Aku telah menjauh dari Allah. Petang itu aku menangis semahunya. Dan aku bertekad untuk membaiki diri dan menjadi lebih semangat untuk keluar dari dihimpit kesedihan.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Banyak perubahan yang aku alami. Aku telah membuat 'transformasi' yang besar kepada hidup ku. Pakain, solat, hubungan antara bukan mahram, semua aku jaga dengan baik.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Lina pula setelah aku ditinggalkan Zaidi, hubungan kami tidak lagi serenggang dulu. Kami saling meminta maaf antara satu sama lain dan menjadi sahabat yang baik kembali seperti dahulu. Aku menyesal kerana tidak menuruti kata-katanya dahulu, "Aisyah,awak hati-hati dengan dia, ramai orang tak suka dia.."</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Alhamdulillah.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Sehingga kini aku masih menjadi peminat setia melayari<a href="http://iluvislam.com/" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"> iluvislam.com </a>dan sentiasa membaca artikel-artikel yang di paparkan.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Aku sangat bersyukur kepada Allah kerana masih diberi peluang kedua untuk membaiki diri dan menjadi muslim yang baik.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Alhamdulillah. Alhamdulillah. Anugerah hidayah terindah dari Allah. Terima kasih Allah. Terima kasih <a href="http://iluvislam.com/" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;">iluvislam.com</a>!</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;">Nota</span> : Cerita di atas adalah sebuah kisah benar yang telah diubah sedikit jalan cerita, nama pelaku dan tempatnya.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Moga ia menjadi pedoman bagi semua yang membaca dan tidak henti-henti membaca serta sentiasa memberi sokongan yang padu kepada<a href="http://iluvislam.com/" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-decoration: none;"> iluvislam.com</a>. InsyaAllah.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Islam milik kita, kitalah yang berhak menjaganya. Ingatlah, Allah tidak malu untuk menerima taubat dari hamba-hambaNya.</span></i></b></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 15px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 15px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">Hidayah adalah hak mutlak Allah SWT. iluvislam.com adalah asbab kepada hidayah ini. Alhamdulillah.</span></i></b></div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-87246551641147115822011-05-22T08:02:00.000-07:002011-05-22T17:17:30.180-07:00Kantoi..<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">pada 27hb Februari 2010 pukul 3.53 ptg</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Mamat rase malassang nök bangung tiddo. Nye gulling-gulling atah katil. Pusing kiri, pusing kanang. Serba dök kene dia berase. Mök Lijöh blèbèr hanyaar kot luör pitu, “Mat! Matahari nök tinggi galöh döh nim, ka’ak rezeki kalu bangung lèwat-lèwat. Mung tak dök kheje ke ari nim?”</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Dök tahang kene blèbèr Mamat Ppayang pong bikah bangung ceggat dari katil. Baru dia teringat pukol 11 ada kene wat kheje sikit hök Böh dia suroh kemarèng. Mamat pong jungaa tangang dia ambèk tuala. Pèsèngang mandi P. Ramlee pulök pagi nim, al maklunglah pukol 10.30 döh. Dari Manir nök jembe ke Jalang Batah Baru tu jauh jugök. Pah tu nök kena bereti stèsèng minyok Petronah pulök dekat sipang trapik lait Pulau Musang. Döp ingat starang nok tamböh minyök kemarèng. Dök dang 10 minit Mamat siap belake döh. Minung air kopi-ö setegök dua lepah tu pakaa kasut kulit atah tangge kak lambo. Baru beli minggu lepah tu kasut tu. Bekilat ssiö! Lepah tu Mamat pong stak möto vroooooong hale ke bandö. Mötosika sèkèng hèng jer, tapi boleh tahang lah.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Jalang Batah Baru ader banyök bangunang jabbat dengang kedaa. Kalu hale ke depang sikit ada kedaa Astro, hök tv kene bayö bulang-bulang tu. Kalu tebèng dök bayö jer kena pötöng hanyaar. Lepah pada suraa Flat Batah Baru tu ada lèrèk kedaa èkong.. Kedaa makang pong ada gök. Kalu jallang sikit lagi sebelum kedaa Astro tu, ada kawasang lapang tepat juaa khète baru cap Hyundaa dengang Kia.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Di antara kedaa èkong dengang kedaa Astro tu ada celöh-celöh tu jabbat löyar baru buka. Pèsèngang baru pah jadi löyar tu Mamat mari mmkir sörrang. Slo-slo Mamat naèk tikat dua. Napök gaye ader dua örang jer kherani. Llaki sörang, ppuang sörang. Boleh tahang hök ppuang tu. Tapi pakaa cicing molèk ngak kat jari manih tu. Ttunang döh pèsèngang tu.. Dök napök gambö starang. Berat nnanang. Mamat kabö ke kherani ppuang tu dia nök jjuper Tuang Löyar. Hayat hidup Mamat dök rajing jjuper löyar skali habuk. Cakkak dengang löyar jauh skali.. Nye mari debö wèh.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Mamat pong ketok pitu masok. Löyar tu tengöh pegang gagang talipung cap Panasonic kat telinga dia. Wayar talipung tu tengöh beseranggöh lagi. “I dah uruskan fixed deposit you sebanyak RM10 juta tu. Lagi satu, minggu depan ni, I nak you ikut I ke Singapore. HSBC Singapore dah buat arrangement untuk finance syarikat klien I, tak banyak, dalam 20 juta Sing dollar. Firm I jadi lawyer jugak tu. I turun KL minggu ni, kita dinner kat Shook di Starhill ok?”</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Mamat bukang pandaa sangat cakak orang putih. Tapi bila dengö haa pitih die pahang. Mainang apa juta-juta nim? Mamat mari mmikir.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Löyar muder tu pong letök gagang talipung sambil-sambil kheling ujung mata tengök ke Mamat. “Yer, nök mender? Saya sibuk sangat ni, dök tengök ker?” löyar tu tanye Mamat.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Mamat pucat kesi. Dök tahu nök kata mende. Nök jawak salöh. Tak mboh jawak salöh. Macang mase nök bangung tiddo sakning. Serbe dök kene. Sudöhhang Mamat tebèng jugök jawak.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">“Sebenörnyer tuang, sayer nim kheje dengang sarikat Teleköng. Saya mari nok sambung wayar talipung hök tuang wak lölök cakkak sakning. Dök sambung lagi wayar tu, guaner lah tuang boleh cakkak döh!”</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Muka tuang löyar tu jadi biru hèrang!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 14px;">Döh nök wat guana starang! Nök èksèng dök betepat! Ada jugök löyar kècèk orang dèh! Pecöh bo! Orang jamang lenim kata “kantoi”!</span></i></b></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-91221227615505675932011-05-21T22:04:00.000-07:002011-05-21T22:04:21.340-07:00Bila isteri sudah x cantik..<div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Untuk renungan dan perhatian isteri2 dan bakal isteri... Buat Iktibar kita semua dan para suami / lelaki, renung2 kan lah.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Kisah benar yang terjadi kepada seorang isteri... dan ceritanya bermula begini..</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
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</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>"Saya ingin berkongsi pengalaman ini dengan semua kerana saya ingin puan2 tahu apa sebenarnya tersirat di dalam benak sesetengah suami dan bagaimana dia melihat kita dari pandangan mata mereka. Walaupun mereka tidak pernah komplen tentang perawakan kita tetapi di sudut hati mereka mereka menilai secara diam2 dan membanding kita dengan perempuan lain.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Barangkali suami puan2 tidak begitu, tapi ini boleh jadi panduan.. Saya seorang isteri baru berusia 29 tahun dan mempunyai 3 orang anak, Perawakan saya biasa sahaja, tidaklah hodoh, sedikit gempal setelah melahirkan 3 orang anak. Saya berkerja sebagai seorang eksekutif dan suami saya berkerja biasa saja..</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Kebanyakan belanja rumah seperti ansuran rumah dan kereta, saya yang menbayarnya demi suami yang mempunyai gaji tidak seberapa.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Suami saya bolehlah di katakan menarik jika dibandingkan saya, tinggi, putih dan menarik minat ramai perempuan semasa bujangnya. Saya mengabdi diri seluruhnya untuk rumah tangga, pagi sebelum pergi kerja saya akan masak utk anak2, sarapan utk suami, saya memandu sendiri ke pejabat dan setelah balik ke rumah pada petangnya sayalah yang menyediakan segala keperluan rumahtangga.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Sepanjang perkahwinan suami tidak pernah komplen pasal perwatakkan saya. Saya memakai tudung, dia nampak biasa saja, tetapi dia tidaklah sentiasa tertarik kepada saya semasa di rumah seperti cuba mencium saya, memeluk atau memegang saya,biasa shj kami akan bersama bila waktu malam apabila dia perlukan saya.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Baru2 ini saya mendapat tahu dia mempunyai kekasih di tempat kerja sendiri. Gadis tersebut bukanlah muda dari saya tetapi sudah berumur 30 tahun. Saya mendapat tahu juga yang suami saya sering ke rumah gadis tersebut semasa waktu kerja. Hubungan yang terjalin nampaknya telah sampai ke tahap hubungan seks.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Bila saya bersemuka dan bertanya kepadanya, pada mulanya dia menafikan,tetapi setelah dikemukakan bukti dan sebagainya, baru dia mengaku. Saya ingin tahu kenapa dia menjalin hubungan. Apa kurangnya saya, dia akhir berterus terang mengatakan memang tiada apa yang kurang dengan saya, saya menjaga makan minum, membantu kewangan, menguruskan rumahtangga dengan baik tetapi saya hanyalah setakat itu shj tiada rangsanngan lagi bila melihat saya.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Baginya, dia kadangkala ingin bersama wanita yang di lihat cantik,menarik minat lelaki lain dan bila berjalan sama menimbulkan cemburu pada lelaki lain.Dia dengan berani memberitahu saya bahawa teman wanitanya mempunyai kuku yang cantik, perut yang nipis, bau yang sedap, fashion yang menarik.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Sedangkan saya menurutnya walaupun tidak hodoh tetapi hanyalah wanita yang sangat biasa saja,kuku saya pendek dan kadang2 rosak kerana memasak, rambut pulak kadang2 berbau bila balik kerja kerana bertudung sepanjang hari, Perut saya pula tebal, tidak menarik di rumah bila hanya bert-shirt dan berkain batik.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Hari2 melihat saya dia merasa tiada apa yang dibanggakan tentang saya, bercakap di rumah pula hanyalah tertumpu pasal rumah, anak2.Tiada topik menarik seperti teman wanitanya yg boleh bercakap pasal politik,carreer, mempunyai taste yang tinggi dan dapat membantu dia mengenali dunia yang baru mengaenai fashion, korporat, jadi dia merasakan seperti lelaki yang berjaya bila bersama wanita tersebut.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Memang saya akur tentang perawakan saya kerana pertama memang saya di lahirkan begini, kedua saya terlalu sibuk untuk membelek diri sendiri, ketiga saya tidak mempunyai cukup wang untuk berbelanja sepenuhnya untuk kecantikan.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Begitulah hati budi lelaki sebenarnya walau bagaimanapun kita menjaga dia tetapi dia masih mementingkan fizikal jauh di sudut hati ingin bersama wanita menarik yang boleh menbuat dia berasa bangga.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>Saya telah pun berpisah dengan suami sekarang tetapi sy tidaklah duduk meratap tetapi menghadiri slimming session dan membelanjakan duit separuh untuk kecantikan bukan untk lelaki tetapi untuk kepuasan sendiri, biarlah saya pendek dan sedikit tembam tetapi saya berazam untuk menjaga kebersihan dan kelihatan menarik.</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>PS (Pendapat Aku) : Penting di sini kita memahami erti perkahwinan. Perkahwinan adalah bukan tempat kita untuk berseronok-seronok dan jangan bertindak zalim dengan perbuatan kita. Perkahwinan adalah sebahagian cara utk kita mencari keredhaan Allah. Dan perkahwinan itu sebahagian dari Iman. Dan perkahwinan juga tempat kita di uji. Maka, bersabarlah dan bertindak dengan bijak dengan penuh hikmah .</i></span></strong></div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><strong><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i>"Bagi lelaki yg berfikir utk bertindak spt ini, fikirkanlah, btp besarnya pengorbanan seorg isteri demi sebuah keluarga yg sempurna. Jadikanlah kebaikkan seseorg isteri itu sbg hiasan untuk anda, tetapi jadikanlah keburukkan seseorg isteri itu sbg t'jawab utk anda memperbaikinya....InsyaAllah......."</i></span></strong></div>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-69219119745089831682011-05-21T01:59:00.000-07:002011-05-21T02:06:46.044-07:00Doggie Style<div style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i style="background-color: #eeeeee;">Di sebalik semak sebuah taman bunga di pinggir ibu kota, berehatlah satu couple, Tomy & Angela yang baru saje selesai ber'ehem-ehem'... . </i></b></span></span></div><div style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><br />
</i></b></span></span></div><div style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i style="background-color: #eeeeee;">Tomy tersandar disebalik pokok, keletihan. Angela pulak masih berbogel. </i></b></span></div><div style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><br />
</i></b></span></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"></span></span><br />
<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i style="background-color: #eeeeee;">" Sayang... .. I dah boring laaa... . asyik-asyik I je yang kena tonggeng... ." ujar Angela memecah kesunyian. Tomy tidak menjawab sebaliknya memalingkan muka ke arah lain... Sudah bosan agaknya dengan Angela. </i></b></span></span></span></div><br />
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</i></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"></span></span><br />
<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i style="background-color: #eeeeee;">"Sayang dengar tak ni... .. I dah boring laaa... . asyik doggie je... Kita cube la cara lain lak... " tegas Angela lagi. </i></b></span></span></span></div><br />
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</i></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"></span></span><br />
<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i style="background-color: #eeeeee;">"Hmmmm... ." jawab Tomy acuh tak acuh seperti malas nak bertekak dengan Angela. </i></b></span></span></span></div><br />
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</i></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"></span></span><br />
<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i style="background-color: #eeeeee;">"Kalau sayang tak nak tukar style kita break-off je lah... ." kali ini Angela nekad dgn keputusannye. </i></b></span></span></span></div><br />
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</i></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"></span></span></i></b></span><br />
<div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; font-family: lucida, verdana, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">"Hoih... . ini yang aku malas nak bertekak ni... .. pasal main pun nak bergaduh... terima je la doggie... itu je yang kita buleh buat... kita kan anjing. Ko penah dengar ke anjing buat 69?!!!" marah Tomy kepada Angela yang terus lari balik ke rumah tuannya di seberang jalan. "kaing..kaing... kaing... "</span></span></i></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee;"><br />
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</span></i></b></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-25573227472879376952011-05-20T07:00:00.000-07:002011-05-21T02:06:46.044-07:00Lewat satu bulan<span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Sepasang pengantin yang baru berkahwin 4</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">bulan. pada suatu malam si isteri memeluk </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">leher suami dengan nada manja seraya berkata, </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">"ayang, period i dah lewat sebulan, tapi i tak</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">boleh nak pastikan lagi sebab kita kena gi check </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">kat doktor."</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Si suami yang teramat gembira tu pun</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">berpakat dengan isterinya untuk</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">tidak memberitahu sesiapa pun tentang</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">perkhabaran gembira ini sehingga</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">ianya benar2 pasti.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Pada suatu hari, pasangan ini di datangi</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">oleh pegawai dari TNB kerana</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">terdapat tunggakkan dalam pembayaran</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">bill elektrik rumah mereka. Pegawai</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">TNB tu pun berkata " ini rumah En.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Mahpus ker?" "iya, saya ni isterinya.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">ada apa encik"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Pegawai TNB tu pun berkata, " Puan, ni</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">dah sebulan lewat, saya dah tak</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">boleh tunggu ni, nanti boss saya marah."</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Dengan nada terkejut, si isteri itu pun</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">membalas balik cakap pegawai TNB</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">tu." APA??? Macam mana pulak encik tahu</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">yg saya ni sebulan lewat???"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Pegawai TNB tu pun dengan selamba</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">menjawab " ala puan, ni kan zaman IT,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">semua tu ada dalam komputer dan kita</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">boleh check Online"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Kata-kata pegawai TNB tu membuatkan si</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">isteri tu lagi terkejut.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">"APAAA????Saya lewat sebulan pun awak</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">semua boleh tahuuu??? "</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Pegawai TNB tu pun mententeramkan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">keadaan" Relek puan, puan ni baru lewat</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">sebulan, ada yg lagi teruk, lewat 5-6 bulan"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Si isteri yg terperanjat beruk dengan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">kenyataan pegawai tu pun berkata,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">nanti saya bincang dengan suami</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">saya..lalau pegawai TNB tu pun beredar</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">dari situ..</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Keesokkan harinya, selepas si Mahphus</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">ini di beritahu oleh isterinya, dia</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">pun naik berang dan terus ambik cuti dan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">pergi ke kedai TNB yg berdekatan..</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Dengan tanpa menghiraukan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">pegawai-pegawai TNB yg ramai di situ,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">dia pun memekik seraya berkata "Apa korang ni,</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">isteri saya sebulan lewat pun nak</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">heboh2 ke dalam internet. awak ni semua</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">yg berkeluarga tak pernah lewat</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">sebulan kerrrr????!! bisness apa korang</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">buat niii?? nak kena saman kerr???</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Lalu pegawai yg datang kerumah si</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Mahphus ni berdiri dan mententeramkan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">keadaan. "sabar encik, sabar encik. apa</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">susah, kalau cik nak settlekan</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">perkara ni, bayar je..." kata-kata</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">pegawai TNB tu membuatkan si mahphus</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">naik berang.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">"APAAA?? nak bayar korang? belahhhh</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">lahh...."</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Lalu pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " kalau</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">macam tu, Kita terpaksa potong encik</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">punya....... ...."</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Si Mahpus mencelah " apa??? potong???</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">abih tu isteri saya di rumah nak pakai</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">apaaaaaa???</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
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</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">Pegawai TNB tu pun cakap " nampak</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">gayanye..ISTERI ENCIK KENA PAKAI LILIN</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;"><br />
</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; line-height: 18px;">AJERRRLAAAAAAAA"</span></span> </i></b></span><span><b><i><br />
</i></b></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-18819073440017119282011-05-18T05:07:00.000-07:002011-05-18T05:07:52.426-07:00Salah Faham Double Meaning<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px;"><b><i>Ada dua org anak kembar. namanya tam dan toni.mereka sudah dewasa dan telah beristeri. Tam mempunyai sebuah perahu yg sangat usang.Kebetulan suatu hari isteri Toni meninggal ketika menaiki perahu Tam. Beberapa hari kemudian seorang wanita tua berjumpatam, dan secara tidak sengaja menyangkanya Toni yg barukehilangan isterinya. Wanita itu berkata kpd Tam ” saya turut bersedih atas kehilangan yg anda rasakan.Tentu anda merasa sedih. “Tam yg menyangka bahawa wanita itu bercakap tentang perahu menjawab, “tak apalah, sebenarnya memang dah lama saya ingin membuangnya… ..dah tua,lagipun memang tak berapa menarik sejak pertama kali melihatnya. Bahagian bawahnya sudah lapok dan berbau busuk. Bahagian buntutnya dah teruk , lubang bahagian depannya pun dah sangat lebar. Setiap kali aku menggunakannya, lubangnya bertambah besar dan bocor. ” saya rasa yg paling merosakkanya ialah semasa saya meminjamkannya kepada 4 org kawan. Saya sudah ingatkan kawan2 keadaannya sudah tidak berapa baik. Tapi mereka masih juga mahu menggunakannya. Mereka berempat cuba masuk ke ke dalam serentak dan akhirnya ia terbelah ditengah2. Mendengar kata2 itu wanita tua itupun pengsan… .. huhuhu…</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px;"><br />
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</span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-53610733353906097912011-05-18T05:05:00.000-07:002011-05-18T05:05:22.145-07:00LAWAK BUDI BAHASA LRT<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px;"><b><i>Seorang gadis cantik menaiki LRT yang sangat penuh sesak. Gadis itu berdiri betul betul didepan seorang pemuda. Seketika kemudian pemuda itu bangun, namun belum sempat pemuda itu berkata apa apa, gadis cantik itu menolak pemuda itu dengan lembut ke tempat duduknya sambil berkata, “Terima kasih, saya lebih suka berdiri”. Pemuda itu tercengang dengan penuh kehairanan. Dia sedikit jengkil kerana ditolak oleh gadis itu walaupun secara lembut. Pemuda itu pun berdiri semula tetapi sekali lagi gadis cantik itu menolaknya duduk semula dan berkata dengan sedikit kuat hingga didengari oleh lain lain penumpang, “Tak apa, tak payah susah susah, saya lebih suka berdiri.” Tanpa putus asa pemuda itu berdiri lagi untuk kali yang ketiga sambil menjerit, “Woii cik kak !! Saya nak turun laaaaa!!! Saya dah terlepas perhentian saya tau !!? Apa punya perasan lah dia ni?!!!</i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; line-height: 21px;"><br />
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</span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-6541978116095755032011-05-18T05:03:00.000-07:002011-05-18T05:03:27.878-07:00NENEK TUA<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px;"><b><i>Seorang nenek berusia 65 tahun melahirkan seorang anak. Rakan- rakannya datang berkunjung untuk menjenguknya. Ketika mereka ingin melihat bayi nenek tersebut, nenek itu berkata “Nanti dulu”. Beberapa minit kemudian mereka berkata ingin melihat bayi itu lagi. Tetapi nenek itu tetap berkata “Nanti dulu”. Akhirnya mereka bertanya : “Bila kami boleh melihat bayi engkau..?” “Bila dia menangis”. “Kenapa kami harus tunggu sampai dia menangis?” “Sebabnya aku lupa.. dimana aku letak bayiku tadi..”</i></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br />
</span></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-77273056130246739712011-05-18T05:02:00.000-07:002011-05-18T05:02:37.936-07:00KISAH SEORANG PANGLIMA<div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i><b>Tahun 1441- Sebelum memulakanperjalanan menuju ke medan perang, seorang panglima menemui rakan yg cukup dipercayainya.</b></i></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i><b>PANGLIMA: Simpan anak kunci ini! Jika aku tak kembali, kau bukakanlah cawat besi isteri ku. Aku izinkan dia berkahwin dengan sesiapa yg disukainya.</b></i></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i><b>RAKAN : Baiklah sahabat ku.</b></i></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i><b>Menjelang petang, ketika panglima bersama tenteranya berehat di sebuah lembah, kelihatan di kejauhan seorang lelaki menunggang kuda cukup pantas menuju ke arah kumpulan tentera itu. Setelah hampir, barulah panglima mengenalinya – dia ialah rakan yg cukup dipercayainya itu.</b></i></span></div><div style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; text-align: left; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><i><b>RAKAN : Maaf… panglima bagi kunci yg salah!! (Hhmmh hampeh, dah cuba buka dulu rupanya! hehe)</b></i></span></div><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; font-style: italic; font-weight: bold; line-height: 21px;"><br />
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</div></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-70282301846560347282011-05-18T04:40:00.000-07:002011-05-18T04:41:07.423-07:00Lucah der..Double meaning...<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px;"></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><b><i><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Sebaik sahaja mengambil tempat duduk di ruang menunggu sebuah klinik, Shan </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">terpandang Amin sedang menangis teresak-esak. Dia segera mendekati Amin.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><b><i><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Shan : </span>Kenapa menangis? </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Amin :</span> Saya datang untuk ujian darah. </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Shan :</span> Awak takut ke? </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Amin :</span> Bukan itu sebabnya. Semasa ujian darah dijalankan, mereka telah </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">terpotong jari saya. (Mendengarkan penjelasan Amin, Shan menangis.) </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Amin :</span> Eh, kenapa pula awak menangis? </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Shan : </span>Saya datang untuk ujian air kencing…</span></i></b></span></div><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br />
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</span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-47036633926706690482011-05-18T04:38:00.000-07:002011-05-18T04:38:22.215-07:00Lelaki nak pakai cermin mata<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px;"></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Seorang lelaki pergi ke klinik mata. Setelah matanya diperiksa, dia </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">bertanya:</span></span></i></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">” Doktor, lepas pakai cermin mata nanti, boleh ke saya membaca </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">macam orang lain?”</span></span></i></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: #eeeeee; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;">“Dah tentu, ” jawab doktor.</span></i></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; vertical-align: baseline;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">“Oh, gembiranya. Dah lama </span><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">saya buta huruf, akhirnya boleh juga saya membaca,” kata lelaki itu dengan </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">riang.</span></span></i></b></div><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br />
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</span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-28975929978380280952011-05-18T04:36:00.000-07:002011-05-18T04:36:23.385-07:00Orang Asli yg jujur<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><b><i><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Orang Asli Dan Polis </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">orang asli : </span>selamat pagi tuan </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">polis :</span> selamat pagi </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">polis :</span> apa hal </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">orang asli :</span> saya nak buat repot tuan </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">polis :</span> fasal apa tu </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">orang asli :</span> kawan saya di baham harimau </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">polis : </span>pukul berapa </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">orang asli : </span>dia tak pukul, terkam </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">polis :</span> habis? </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">orang asli : </span>tak habis, tinggal kepala</span></i></b></span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br />
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</span></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-80454536596782583222011-05-18T04:34:00.000-07:002011-05-18T04:34:18.937-07:00Posmen dgn Orang Pendek Akal..<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><b><i><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Seorang posmen yang datang menghantar surat. </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">” Assalamualaikum ” </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">” Walaikumsalam ” </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">” Ni rumah encik Sameon ye? </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">” Ya saya” </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">” Poning kepala saya mencari alamat rumah encik ni ” </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">” Buat susah aje encik nie! Apsal tak pos aje?”</span></i></b></span><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br />
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</span></span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-85020712365715920302011-05-18T04:33:00.000-07:002011-05-18T04:33:09.795-07:00Tok Batin<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Lucida Grande', Lucida, Arial, sans-serif; line-height: 21px;"></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><b><i><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Seorang Tok Batin baru membeli motorsikal Honda dan kebetulan pada jalan </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">pulang terserempak dengan kawanya yang ingin menumpang, lalu ditumpangkan </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">kawanya itu. Dalam perjalanan kawannya merasakan Tok Batin hanya mengunakan </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">gear 1 sahaja lalu bertanyalah kawanya itu,</span></i></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 5px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 5px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><b><i><span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Kawan Tok Batin :</span> Kenapak kamu hanya pakai gear 1 sahaja. </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Tok Batin :</span> Kalau rosak 1 gear ada 2 lagi gear. </span><br />
<span class="postbody" style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;">Kawan Tok Batin :</span> ????????</span></i></b></span></div><span style="background-attachment: initial; background-clip: initial; background-color: transparent; background-image: initial; background-origin: initial; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-color: initial; border-left-width: 0px; border-right-width: 0px; border-style: initial; border-top-width: 0px; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; outline-color: initial; outline-style: initial; outline-width: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; vertical-align: baseline;"><br />
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</span>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-61474557402539156792011-05-18T04:29:00.000-07:002011-05-18T04:30:17.825-07:00E-mail to BILL GATES<div style="text-align: left;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;">Subject: Problems with my new computer </span></span></span></i></b></div><b><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 21px;"><br />
</span></div><i><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;">Dear Mr. Bill Gates, </span></span></span></i></b></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;">We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which I want to bring to your notice. </span></span></span></i></b></span></div><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><br />
</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. </span></span></span></i></b></span></div></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">2. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friends clicked 'run' he ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to 'sit', so that we can click that by sitting. </span></span></span></i></b></span></div></span></span><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><br />
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</span></div><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><div style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px; text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px; margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;">3. One doubt is whether any 're-scooter' is available in system? I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home. </span></span></i></b></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">4. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the key with this ' find' button, but was unable to trace. Please rectify this problem. </span></span></span></i></b></span></div></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">5. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft sentence', so when you will provide that? </span></span></span></i></b></span></div></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">6. I bought computer, CPU, mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'MY Computer': when you will provide the remaining items? </span></span></span></i></b></span></div></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">7. It is surprising that windows says 'MY Pictures' but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will you keep my photo in that. </span></span></span></i></b></span></div></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">8. There is 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' what about 'MICROSOFT HOME' since I use the PC at home only. </span></span></span></i></b></span></div></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">9. You provided 'My Recent Documents'. When you will provide 'My Past Documents'? </span></span></span></i></b></span></div></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">10. You provide 'My Network Places'. For God sake please do not provide 'My Secret Places'. I do not want to let my wife know where I go after my office hours. </span></span></span></i></b></span></div></span><div style="text-align: left;"><br />
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</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><b><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Sir, how is it that your name is Gates but u are selling Windows ?</span></span></i></b></span></div></span></span></i></b>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2191832318663650813.post-6939181379617240822011-05-18T04:27:00.000-07:002011-05-18T04:27:39.696-07:00Malaysia vs Japan<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a68665; font-family: BoltonDropCaps, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 21px; line-height: 24px;"><b><br style="margin-bottom: 0pt; margin-left: 0pt; margin-right: 0pt; margin-top: 0pt; padding-bottom: 0pt; padding-left: 0pt; padding-right: 0pt; padding-top: 0pt;" /></b></span></span><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #a68665; font-family: BoltonDropCaps, sans-serif;"><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: small; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Oh hai yo ku zai mas................MALAYSIA BOLEH !!!!...............</span></span></b></i></span></b></span></div><i><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to the KLIA airport, so he took</span></span></b></i></span></div><b><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-style: normal; font-weight: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">a Proton taxi. The taxi driver took his sweet time driving within the</span></span></b></i></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">speed</span></span></b></i></span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">limit but the Jap was getting impatient.</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">The following is their conversation on the way to the airport.</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">A Toyota Camry overtook the taxi.....zoom....</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Jap: Look ...look ...Toyota!! ...very fast!!!.... made in Japan!</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Proton...no good.... made in Malaysia.</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Driver: yah....</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">After a few minutes a Nissan overtook the taxi....zoom.</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Jap: look.... look.... Nissan!!!..... very good!! very fast! made in</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Japan!</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Proton.... no good.... made in Malaysia</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Driver: yah....yah...</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">After a few minutes a Honda overtook the taxi...zooom. !</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Jap: look.... look... Honda!!.... very GOOD!!....very fast!!....made</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">in Japan! Proton...no good...made in Malaysia</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Driver: yah...yah...yah....!</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Arriving at the airport. Jap going to pay the taxi driver.</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Jap: How much?</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Driver: RM150/-</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Jap: Oh... very expensive..... you overcharge!!</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">Driver: Noooo .... look .... look .... Sony meter!!....very</span></span></b></i></span></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: normal;"><i><b><span class="Apple-style-span" style="background-color: #eeeeee; color: red;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: palatino, 'times new roman', serif; line-height: 21px;">good!!....very fast!.... Made in Japan</span></span></b></i></span></div></span></span></b></i>Joeyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13878541296243460256noreply@blogger.com0